tylenold:
instead of saying boner, just say ‘penis blush’ because it pretty much means the same thing and sounds prettier
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hogwarts-express: melodyy-pond: callmekitto: heroesque: xfrecklesandtea: chloroformedpsycho: robin-sparkles: Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model. 7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands. The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home. Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A WEASLEY LIKE THIS. WHO will be america’s next top weasley? omG
hogwarts-express:
melodyy-pond: callmekitto: heroesque: xfrecklesandtea: chloroformedpsycho: robin-sparkles: Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model. 7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands. The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home. Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A WEASLEY LIKE THIS. WHO will be america’s next top weasley?
melodyy-pond:
callmekitto: heroesque: xfrecklesandtea: chloroformedpsycho: robin-sparkles: Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model. 7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands. The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home. Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A WEASLEY LIKE THIS.
callmekitto:
heroesque: xfrecklesandtea: chloroformedpsycho: robin-sparkles: Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model. 7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands. The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home. Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU.
heroesque:
xfrecklesandtea: chloroformedpsycho: robin-sparkles: Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model. 7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands. The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home. Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model.
xfrecklesandtea:
chloroformedpsycho: robin-sparkles: Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model. 7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands. The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home.
chloroformedpsycho:
robin-sparkles: Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model. 7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands.
robin-sparkles:
Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.
7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands.
The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home.
Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model.
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU.
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A WEASLEY LIKE THIS.
WHO will be america’s next top weasley?
omG
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youfuckingunicorn:
Oh Hazza is jealous
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